Girls Hate Wrestling [021]

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GIRLS HATE WRESTLING [021 | SURVIVOR SERIES]


Girls Hate Wrestling is a blog by a chick who actually loves pro-wrestling. I decided to channel my love of a testosterone-fueled soap opera of greased up men in underwear battle to lay on top of each other for three seconds... sometimes for a belt into something productive. I guess that blog is that. I love the wrestling industry, I truly do. I wouldn't waste my time yelling into the internet abyss about when creative sucks, or how someone got a deserved push, if I didn't. My only rule here: Don't be a Jabroni. And that's the bottom line!



[DING DING DING]


Survivor Series is upon us. The last of the Big 4 for 2017. RAW VS SMACKDOWN. This card is booked up, ready for action, this Sunday, November 19, 2017 from Houston, Texas at the Toyota Center. All of these matches are non-title champion vs champion, with the exception of the Cruiserweight title. And, ya know, of course the traditional Survivor Series 5-on-5 Elimination Match. I'm honestly a mixed bag on this entire ppv. Neither show dominates the card in my opinion. So let's break it down. I'm trying out some new formatting and experimenting so we'll see how this goes and my attempts to clearly express my picks for this card.

Universal Champion vs WWE Champion


Universal Champion Brock Lesnar vs WWE Champion AJ Styles

My pick is obviously the Phenomenal One AJ Styles. Never Brock. Nooooo. And Daniel Bryan did a hell of a job cutting the Heyman promo for AJ on the go-home Smackdown. AJ is MY BOY. Whatta Champ.

Intercontinental Champion vs The United States Champion


Intercontinental Champion The Miz vs The United States Champion Baron Corbin

This is a social media feud. The Miz has really been growing on me and I just kinda really fucking hate Baron, all the time.

Women's Champions Match


Raw Champion Alexa Bliss vs Smackdown Champion Charlotte Flair

Oh man, do I hate Alexa. And Charlotte took a nasty beating by Natalya last night and still made won the belt in her hometown to cut a super emotional promo dedicating it to her dad, who then SHOWED UP and WOOOOOOOOOOO. Clearly going for Flair.

Tag Team Champions Match


Raw Champions Cesaro & Sheamus vs Smackdown Champions The Usos

Survivor Series is all about who's the best. There isn't much of a rivalry here except the "under seige" attacks on each brand's show. Don't really dig the Usos and Sheamus and Cesaro are the shiiiiiiiit.

Men's 5-On-5 Survivor Series Elimination Match


(teams should be on opposite colors for their brand)

SMACKDOWN:
Glorious Bobby Roode
Randy Orton
Shane McMahon team captain
John Cena
Shinsuke Nakamura
RAW:
Samoa Joe
Triple H
Kurt Angleteam captain
Braun Strowman
Finn Balor

This is going to be interesting. I see a lot of chaos. I mean, without Cena, I love the Smackdown guys. Raw's is...weird. I also have to say there's a lot of veteran talent in this one and less focus on the new guys.

Women's 5-On-5 Survivor Series Elimination Match


(teams should be on opposite colors for their brand)

SMACKDOWN:
Naomi
TBA on Sunday!
Becky Lynchteam captain
Carmella
Tamina
RAW:
Sasha Banks
Asuka
Alicia Foxteam captain
Nia Jax
Bayley

I love Becky and I wanna see her knock Fox's lights out. Asuka can beat up whoever she wants. Nia and Tamina should Samoan Drop each other and duke it out. Carmella is probably gunna annoy me. It's gunna be a women's match...

Six-Man Tag Team Match


The Shield vs The New Day </center

Jabroman's back. Dean is extra crazy and Seth is doing usual Seth things. New Day are driving me INSANE. You know who's got my pick. I mean look at Xavier's dumb face. Kofi is better than this...

Crusierweight Championship Match (RAW-exclusive match)


Cruiserweight Champion Enzo Amore vs Kalisto

Enzo is scummy and I LOVE IT. Kalisto is very talented, don't get me wrong. Enzo is far less superior with in-ring techincal skills. I love the fuckery keeping the Cruiserweight division semi-relevant with Enzo there and as champ.

So there is your Survivor Series 2017 card. I'm gunna post the follow up as usual, when I get to it. I mean, I do re-watch the ppvs a few times to get this stuff right and I like to wait for the follow up shows for juicy details. Stay tuned. And keep it a Jabroni free zone.

[DING DING DING]


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