Being slick works!

Listen to me lads I'm the sharpest tool in the shede but I know being slick in this world is a good idea, you gotta slick and slide to survive. Don't take the straight route. Ha! I know you prefer the straight boring route, cmon man. Grow a pair of pares and take the LSD route boy. This message was brought to you by Sebastian, have a splendid day or night.