今夜你穿什么入睡……

in #monroe7 years ago

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I wear nothing but a few drops of Chanel No. 5. ——Marilyn Monroe

我是双鱼座,是一个拥有浪漫主义情怀的宝妈;

老公是处女座,是一个笨嘴笨舌实用主义的宝爸。

某天夜里,宝妈问宝爸:爸爸,你知道别人问你“今夜你穿什么入睡“的经典回答吗?

宝爸一脸懵的说:嗯,睡衣?

爸妈说:No,No,No~~~是玛丽莲梦露的那句话:今夜我只穿Chanel 5 号……

爸爸继续懵:哦~~玛莲儿?玛莲莉?玛丽莲儿?……

宝妈瞬间无语,重点不是这个好不好!

宝妈继续调教:你呢?你穿什么入睡?

(宝妈各种含情脉脉,各种挤眉弄眼……)

宝爸终于不是一脸懵了,终于Get到点了,

扭头傻乎乎的说:我穿老婆入睡!

Bingo!!!

哎~~终于调教成功一回!

各位男朋夫君们,如果另一半问你这个问题,你想好怎么回答了吗?

生活彩蛋:宝妈跟妹妹某天成功抓拍到一只飞奔而去的大肥猫!

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A 2007 Gallup poll revealed that both men and women were equally likely to own a cat.

Really? For me ,it's an unexpected result .

Statistics indicate that animal lovers in recent years have shown a preference for cats over dogs!

But i still prefer dogs. I've ever lost a few cats , but I've never lost a dog !

Cats have the largest eyes of any mammal.

So what ? Still don't like them even though they're beautiful ~~~

The average lifespan of an outdoor-only cat is about 3 to 5 years while an indoor-only cat can live 16 years or much longer.

给我猜一年我都猜不到😂

哎呀,没事儿玩玩情调陶冶情操嘛😄 ~

不明觉厉

我百度之后才来回复您的,谢谢😜