ME

in #life7 years ago

Let me tell you exactly what I am.
I’m tiny.
I’m not 6ft something with legs up to there.
My teeth are crooked and not LED bright white.
I don’t wear makeup everyday and I couldn’t “get” fashion if it hit me square in the fucking jaw.
I don’t giggle uncontrollably at every half arsed joke you make.
I’m not ladylike, never was never will be.
I throw sarcasm around, I’m mean.
I’m too damn lazy to gym regularly and my tooth is too sweet to eat right.
I drink too much, a lot.
My shit is the furthest thing from “together”.
I’m sweetly oblivious to all issues that don’t affect me, and as a matter of fact, to most that affect me too.
I’m ignorant, uncultured and uneducated.
I would change but I can’t.
You’re looking for a diamond to polish.
Keep looking.
I’m coal.
I like it this way

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