Hi, my name is Siluri Formes

in #introduceyourself8 years ago (edited)

Dan Larimer made a post saying that you all would welcome my kind, so thank you for not being paraphyleticist!

A little about me. I enjoy shallow freshwater swimming, bottom feeding, hanging with my pals at night, checking out underwater caves from time to time ... oh and swimming. I've lived inland and on the coast, I don't really have a preference. I matured rather early and started growing this moustache and even made it through the schools without issues. They didn't even make me shave it!

I prefer to go about my day naked to the world, I guess you could say I'm a nudist, but that's so cliche. Some people say I have a big head and big eyes, but I think they're just jelly ... fish. Hah! Get it, jellyfish?! I crack myself up sometimes! Like this one time when I swam into a wall and I said, "DAM!". Bahahha! Oh man, I gotta stop before bubbles come out of my rear end!

Anyway, at night I like to drum, or make "drumming sounds" as my friends say. They don't think I'm very good, so sometimes I stick them with my barbel ... but then I feel gill-ty about it later. Hah, gotcha again didn't I! Ok, I'll be serious now. There's one day of the week I don't like and that's Fry-Day! Ha! Oh man, you're going to love me around here ... until I barb you.

But enough about me. I'm here on Steemit because I read about it ... lol just kidding! I can't read, even though I was in schools for a long time. My friend told me about Steemit and said that I could make some money just by signing up here and I said, "no way Mekong!", that's his name; then he said ... well he doesn't really talk, but he made these stridulation sounds at me and I knew he meant "Yes way!". But I was kind of afraid about going on line, I've heard it can be dangerous, but Steemit's got me hooked!

So here I am!

Signed,

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Glub-glub-glub-glub! Oo0o

Nice mustache. It'd look even better with your head in my trash can and the rest of your body in my frying pan.

JefFRY Dahmer.

I'm not going to upvote it, but it made me laugh.

Section 42B of Article 6 of the Steemian Code of Conduct says (and I quote), "If a Steemian laughs at a post, they shall upvote said post."

Welcome to steemit; very clever post. I enjoyed the humor!