Stupid Questions 359

American actress Loreto Peralta and “Butt Plug Pony” are not really mentioned all much in this specific edition of the series. Nothing here but more stupid questions. Here they are, guys and gals!

“Why Should We Try Anymore?”

Did you ever search for sex toys, leather lingerie, or bondage supplies just to make your internet ads more interesting?

Stupid Movie Question: “Did you ever bop your baloney?”

How many screws does it take to put a lesbian’s be together?
(None. It’s all tongue and groove.)

If you own an electric car do you need to have a current license?

Riddle me this, ladies: When does a p*nis become a clock?
(When you put two hands and a face on it.)

What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not understand? (En Espanol: ¿Qué parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

Charles asked: “You ever start masturbating and be like: ‘Nah, that ain’t it; maybe I’m hungry’?”

“How Many Times Have You Broken My Heart?”

Did you ever see someone driving a company truck in a dangerous, illegal fashion but not bother to call the number on the truck to report them because it might have been a one-man/family business and you knew d@mn well no one would do anything about it?

Did any of you honestly think I would forget to post something about lesbians?

Kevin asked: “Why are there no Democrats on Mount Rushmore?”

Does anyone miss the butt stuff when it’s not included?

Did you know that including humans, there would be about 8.7 million species on Earth?

Did you ever meet someone whose cooking put the “quiz” in “cuisine”?

Stupid TV Question: “What’s brown and sounds like a bell?”
“Duuunng!”

“Why Should I Cry?”

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

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