Stupid Questions 345

Israeli actress Yael Grobglas and “Ace of Spades” are not really mentioned much in this edition of the series. Still nothing here but stupid questions. Here they are, guys and dolls!

“Can I?”

Would you be more motivated to lose weight if the weight you lost was somehow added onto the waist of someone you did not like?

Why is the word for “a fear of long words,” hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long?

Why do we have to call it “shipping,” even when it gets delivered by plane or truck?
If someone owns a piece of land, how deep does their ownership go? Do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?

If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

What part of the word “illegal” do some people STILL not get? (En Espanol: ¿Qué parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

Would you ever miss it if I forgot to post anything about lesbians?

“Can I?”
You can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed, but why can’t you be simply whelmed?

Does anyone miss the fetish stuff when it is not included?

If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?

If you boarded a cab and the driver drove backward, does that mean he owes you money?

Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If yes, where did he keep them?

“Can I?”

Did you hear about the dyslexic hooker who apparently offered to cuck a guy’s sock for 40 bucks?

Why do they call it “getting your dog fixed” if afterward, it doesn’t work anymore?

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?

If you mated a Bulldog and a ShihTzu, would it be called BullSh*T?

Are any of you tired of these stupid questions yet?

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