Doing stupid things for a vote...

in #humor7 years ago (edited)



For those who don't know me on Steemit, there was a time where I tried to write funny stories. For different reasons, I found it difficult to continue with my blog, and little by little I stopped writing. Now, that I have more time, I decided to take up my writings and when I came back, I found this...

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Far away were the times, where to get a vote you had to interact, create communities and pray, that a whale take pity on your situation. At that time, the vote of a whale was like an orgasm. I updated the blog every 15 seconds, imploring that click of someone with a lot of SP.

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For those who don't know, by March of 2017, the Steem had a value of $0.23. Those that we published at that time, we were the real passionate of this platform, because we were in the worst moments of Steemit. Only a few benefited, and most of us published for pure pleasure. Although, there was always the illusion that a whale came across our post, and when that happened, it was night of celebrations...

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For this and seeing the current moment in which we are, I felt with certain rights and decided not to fall into the influence of these bots to get votes. I had something to invent, to avoid having to pay and at the same time, to have visibility. Sure of my decision, I started a campaign to attract the votes of these bots, without having to pay anything.

The first bot that I wrote was to @appreciator:


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My first attempt, it was not productive. As you can see, this was the result of my message...


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With my illusion intact, I decided to continue with my plan. And I wrote to @postpromoter:


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A total failure my second attempt, it seems that these bots are not looking for love and are only interested in money. The result was this...


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They were not going to beat me, I was just starting and I had to insist to achieve my goal. I wrote to @upme:

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It didn't work either, and little by little I was feeling defeated. I wasn't having the results I expected, but well...

I had my last attempt with @buildawhale:


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As you can imagine, it didn't work. So, for the failure of my experiment, I have made a second decision: I'm not happy, with having in my post, only comments from my mother, such as:

Beautiful post, my dear son. I'm proud of you, you are the sun that floods my life...


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Fuck it! I will pay for bots and thus claim the success and glory that I deserve. See you on the moon, guys!


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lol, you might get flagged. :D

hahha

WE ARE THE RESISTANCE!

@GrumpyCat

Your self upvote is flagged by The-Resistance team using the WE-RESIST bot.
We will be resisting with a team, stronger each day, unless you stop downvoting innocent people.

To your tyranny WE-RESIST

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Hi @grumpycat,

It seems you got a $54.0333 upvote from @madpuppy at the last minute before the payout. (18.49h) and this comment is to make everyone aware.

Please follow @abusereports for additional reports of potential reward pool abuse. Thank you.

FUCK! It's just humor, I hope they do not take it seriously...

last year i was miserable and depressed but this year i decided to turn that shit around so now i’m depressed and miserable
:p

wow ....this is post is a veery good

Good one.
English very is difficult.

Note: When turning shit around, you might just turn 360 and shit just gets worse D:

Tinchooooo, some posts like these is what is missed in steemit, a little bit of humor is basic!!

Orgiessssssss for votingggg hahaha

Haha, thank you dear manu. I'm glad you liked it and that's what I notice in the trending. There is not a single funny post, so I take advantage of the opportunity: D

I am having the hardest time finding people who actually write funny stuff, because thats what I do. But now its just a bunch of people putting up memes and giphs. I want to hear embarrassing stories and hilarious moments that people ran into!

Orgiessssssss for votingggg hahaha

Why did we actually never do that at Steemfest...?
Or was I just at the wrong hotel? :-D

After this comment your hotel will always be the right one

haha, you bet

wrong hotel

lol - I knew it!!

SF3? I´m innnn and I´m sure tincho as well :-)

It's gonna be la bomba :-D

I like him humor it very is funny.

Tincho's post was the funniest one I had read in these past two weeks!

Wow, I admire your dedication to humor :) Because since you sent ...
buildawhale 50 SBD
postpromoter 50 SBD
upme 50 SBD
appreciator 50 SBD
...it's quite a costly joke :) But yeah that was a funny read :)

Not by me, Iol'd.

Thanks and anyway, I paid for a vote of buildawhale. Please, show me your love, haha...

Thanks for sharing truly Speaking a lot of people still do that i myself have done it , its depressing to post something of value and you get no upvotes

oh.. pls no... It made my day lol 😁

So what you are saying is you are buying upvote with bots..

yeah i have the same feeling except paying the bots is exactly that pay 5 SBD and receive a 4.75 SBD vote how do you get ahead? Or your really lucky:)))

The appreciator should have appreciated your persistency :D , and postpromoter should not have ignored your wonderful offer :P
Nice, funny post, lol
Now serious: I have stopped using these bots; I may use them occasionally, however. I found that the ebst time to use a bot is when the price of Steem is rising. That is when you would profit most from the bot; Also, only a handful of bots are good, especially, the one you mentioned.

It was pretty stupid, but I laughed.
https://steemit.com/funny/@themarkymark/wtf-is-this-nonsense

I run @buildawhale if you didn't know.

LOL... You were really fast, it was part of my post. I'm glad that my post has caused you a smile...

LMFAOOOOO....
I run database query from steemdata.com based on @themarkymark post to find you @tincho funny ass

haha really happy that you liked, that was my intention. I hope no one was offended, my goal was just to put some humor...

Fuucck, I got jebaited, thought it was real das why I commented on @themarkymark's post hahahaha. Should've posted that on april fools 🤣🤣🤣.

I would have never thought there was someone checking on random memos sent to vote bots . I'm glad there is and he has a sense of humor!
@tincho, I think this is even better than the vote

That 27 year old sister with the 120 cm bum, just too good to be true :)

To the Moon!!!...:)...

Haha that is so funny ! Selling your sister was epic ! 😂😂😂
But it is damn true . Hope those whales visit us too thou 😊😊😊

I'm glad you liked it! My idea was to put a little humor to all this. Have a good day!

All too funny, yeah always seems like a hit or miss, and sometimes having a guaranteed vote that has some pull behind it can be helpful!

Hello friend, I started in June of 2017 and I can say that it is as you say, in fact only twice I got whale votes. Anyway, everything in life changes and I think we have to adapt as Darwin Hahaha said. Upvoted, very good post.

We agree, Darwin was always right, we will have to adapt :p

Bots kind of defeat the purpose of Steemit... It was supposed to be a way to get paid for quality content. If this goes on, the price will drop.

bots have turned black hat gaming the system into a mainstream accepted practice....abouttoexplode.jpg

But the reality is it essentially turning SteamIt into a spin zone of garbage for people mostly promoting cryptocurrency.

I have an 3 part article talking about this and other issues...
Take a look at part 1:
https://steemit.com/steemit/@richatvns/part1-why-steemit-is-going-to-fail-if-these-issues-are-not-addressed-quickly-and-what-we-can-do-to-prevent-it

Your on your way up upgraph.jpg

pickfruit.jpgJust start collecting a bunch of rotten tomatoes to throw down at everyone once your up there!

And you will be as good as someone else we know without a sense of humor in high places!

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I just sprinkled a whole bunch of upvotes with Steampower behind on alot of these replies....

I'm not a whale just a grouper working his way up to the food chain!
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