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RE: Recreational Outrage at Emojis! Day 187

in #funny7 years ago

Here we go it’s called “My Routine Day”
I hope I’m not offending anyone just because I don’t recommend drinking ☕️ on empty stomach. As a matter of fact I wake up and first thing in the morning I eat some 🥜 or 🌰with plain yogurt while feeding our monster baby cat with 🍼, if he doesn’t get his morning 🍼in a bottle his look on his face is as he want to tell me “what an outrage!”. Then finally I drink my beloved morning ☕️ with 🥛 and because I don’t use sugar “the killer” (once again I hope it doesn’t sound too offensive for any killer sugar user) at all I add a bit of 🍯. Then I drive to work to yell at every coworker I bump into. Later that afternoon I drink my favorite 🍵 from Starbucks and eat some 🍪. BTW, in the meantime I had to yell at cashier for giving me killer sugar to my tea, which I took kind of as an outrageous and she for no reason yelled at me that I was offensive. Anyway, when I get home my amazing wife serves me a delicious dinner with a sip of🍷so cheers everyone 🥂. If it’s on weekends we as well enjoy 🍻🍺 or🥃with an ice and🥤with nice and delicious barbecue. And that’s my usual outrageous daily routine which I don’t expect would change until I’m 6’ under. My imagination doesn’t go so far to know where to include🍶, so I as well take it with me once I drop...

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voovv really good comment ! thankss