The Dumbest Police Calls in America…

in #funny7 years ago (edited)

Hi steemers check it out!
From the police blotter,
or, what a beat cop deals with
every day..

  1. A deputy responded to a report
    of a vehicle stopping at mailboxes.

It was the mail carrier.

  1. A woman said her son was
    attacked by a cat, and the cat would not allow her to take her son to the hospital.

  2. A resident said someone had
    entered his home at night and taken five pounds of bacon. Upon further investigation, police discovered
    his wife had gotten up for a late-night snack.

  3. A man reported that a squirrel
    was running in circles on Davis Drive, and he wasn’t sure if it was sick or had been hit by a car. An
    officer responded, and as he drove on the street, he ran over the squirrel.

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