Termite Jam 92 - The Most Awkward Man

in #creativecoin5 years ago (edited)

Recorded raw on the spot with my phone.
Lyrics:
I’m the awkwardest man
Stand offish the autistic brand
Can’t act normal racing thoughts on a TRACK
Comorbid ADD don’t know what to do with these hands BOBBY?
Just flap em and cough so you don’t have to laugh, trip and fall
Slip out the door mayday mayday maybe leave
I zoom into a subject like a scientist might with an atom
Put me in a room with noise I’m a condenser mic till there’s static
Overloaded senses till auditory processing disorder progresses so caution
“I may not understand what you’re about to say
So please shut the fuck up and we’ll be ok”
That’s the gist of it I’m not a little kid
I may act batty but also have the wisdom of ya grandaddy
I’m 28, act 82 making poo jokes till you go to the loo and let a great (fart)
Scan my BAR CODE dude I’m BANANAS
When ya at Costco's pay the cash due for my canvas
You fruitcake give me a bouquet of flowers for being brilliant
Affiliated with the Great Willy (G) praying for his mama
We’re the greatest there’s no comma add a new playlist we are coming
With dangerous songs we don’t patent we dominate spit you can’t copy

I cut it short because I didn't mess up at the end, corona put me in quarantine at that very moment.

Btw which movie did I reference in one of my bars? Let's see if you can get it

Also me and the Willy meistro have songs in the works as stated. Will keep u updated, no social distancing from my mic.

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Zeal in da house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you sicker than a ..... no wait not that either!!
the film? mayday mayday - die hard? prob not?

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Thanks bro! "don’t know what to do with these hands BOBBY?" Taladega Nights

Haha love this movie

thank you zeal ! brilliant verse